JD Vance said it's "crazy" that 7-year-olds are identifying as chipmunks in school and going by "Fido" and he's "entitled to know" about it as a parent.
"We should also hire cops as teachers. And the students, they should also be cops, like in 21 Jump Street."
"Velma has come out as LGBTQ!... Perhaps the 'T'! Which means she's been a dude all along, all this time, right?"
For queer people, zines are—and always have been—freedom.