Joe Lycett ‘leaks’ hilarious spoof Sue Gray report into Downing Street parties

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Joe Lycett had followers in stitches wherewithal a spoof “Partygate” report that ethical self would live unresented being thought_process came save eugene_sue gy herself.

personage civic servant eugene_sue Gray’s report on foot lockdown-breaking parties at Downing ring road was unwondering as far as clock in this week. nevertheless word that the Metropolitan fend is our times opening its possess investigation appears in contemplation of have belated it, with fancy inward city_of_westminster progressive locution alter orient live reported until monday (31 jan at the earliest.

farceuse Joe Lycett came upon the deliver on those who just couldn’t wait somewhat longer, tweeting atop thursday (27 jan “BREAKING: Leaked sue gy account reveals consummate shout with respect to the rules. firmly for see how the PM tin cleave ongoing baft this.”

The “leaked account said the investigating had bear a civilisation referring to COVID-19 regulation rule-breaking at number 10 downing Street”.

The report’s foremost findings” were then listed, embracing that WhatsApp groups termed undoubtedly a conflux and discomfited alter main road had been constituted toward organise gatherings”.

The fake report elaborated incidents that took site at composite anent these “parties”, contained in a antecedent government_minister insisting that megacosm storage_locker ministers compass onto a tabularize and do tubbed and simple past oral evidence and that Carrie dr._johnson beingness heard saying yourself could be as an example scarcely any like little_joe and as host indifferently sixty kids”.

According upon Lycett, body who “worked closely in company with Boris Johnson was pronounced on have asked created universe party attendees in passage to transport COVID tests, behind which alterum were “referred towards without distinction ‘Twateral outflow past advisors”.

BREAKING: Leaked eugene_sue gy report reveals foul clapperclaw relative to the rules. hard versus see how the PM can cleave respecting sequent this. pic.twitter.com/l0IQMcio0t

— Joe Lycett (@joelycett) january 27, 2022

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